If I could earn a paycheck by piling narcotics into my system and kidnapping children I would not be working for The Buzz. Fortunately the fine folks at The Buzz are loose with the drug-tests and background checks. So, here I am!
Always remember kids, if you booze... you lose. But if you take powerful psychedelic trips through the cosmos of space and time, you may learn something.
And also, I don't care much for government officials.
Call me on Sundays between 3pm and 7pm; I'm sure we can enjoy each other's smooth vocal chords over The Buzz's wiretapped phone.