Man Faces New Accusations of Having Sex with Pool Float

By Chris Atticus | Thursday, June 12, 2014

 

Edwin in Ohio was arrested for having sex with a pool raft...for the third time!
 
In 2011, he was caught in an alley with his neighbor's pink inflatable raft, and was promptly arrested. Again in 2013 when he was caught with the SAME pink raft!
 
This time, he was arrested for physically loving the raft on the side of the road. He was previously arrested in 2002 for publicly pleasuring himself with an inflatable pumpkin.
 
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