Pumpkin Spice

I'm not going to lie.  I dig on the Pumpkin Spice.  It is delicious in beer and coffee. However, it is getting a bit out of hand.  Pumpkin Spice is in everything now: donuts, chocolate, waffles, potato chips, air-fresheners, etc...  What once started as a flavor for a pie is everywhere, like the wind.  Well I guess if you can't beat em, join em.  Therefore here are my top 5 things that I think need Pumpkin Spice:

1. Pumpkin Spice Fried Chicken-I think it could work.  Back me up 4:20 Nation. 

2. Axe Pumpkin Spice body spray.  You will attract many girls named Autumn. 

3.  Pumpkin Spice Babies-Why get a baby that smells like sour milk?  Get a Pumpkin Spice baby instead and you won't be begging for it to grow up so quickly. 

4. Pumpkin Spice Flu Shots-Now you have a delicious pumpkin flavored flu strain inside of  you.  It will attract antibodies like nobody's business. 

5. Pumpkin Spice women's underwears...now that's just an invitation for a good Fall experience. 

Pumpkin Spice man...Pumpkin Spice. ~Chad Barron