Random Thought Thursday

By Troy Hanson April 11, 2013

 

.....Why is it, when it rains, my umbrella is always conveniently hanging in the closet instead of being used......I tend to put up with loud noises like the horn that goes off when a period ends or a goal scores at Bridgestone Arena, but that doesn't mean I have to like it does it?.......Putting the P in P is hard enough as it is, so why think about it more than once?.....Having too much time on your hands can produce offspring faster than you know it......wait what?.....Current life goal is to find out who posted the whole Goat thing first that started that craze....wish me luck.......It's good to have contradictions in life, like, I need to quit drinking, I know, I can't wait to get drunk tonight.....said self to self.......Little known fact about me, when someone complains about Mother Nature, I actually go deaf mute inside for say five to seven, eight seconds or so.......Finding time to make the perfect Quiche is really not as easy as say turning on the tv, cracking open a beer and watching somone else do it....rinse repeat I say......Speaking of food, is there anything better then searching for the best Gumbo in the Universe?....I mean, it's one of the four food groups.....ok, back to macho, Alpha Male stuff....so I'm watching Wrestlemania the other night, said me never.......And that is as random as I can be today, listen time is money, and I have music to play, jokes to tell, women to offend, and wine to drink.....I bid you adieu....