Why Women Live Longer Than Men...

By Hayley St. John | Thursday, February 13, 2014

 

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BuzzFeed put together a hilarious and extremely truthful list of legit reasons why the females will reign longer than the others. I know tomorrow is the time of year to show some love, but! Yeah, it's pretty annoying when we break our nails, but at least I didn't shoot myself in the face with a tank of gas. Check this out.

 

1. Because of stuff like this:

Because of stuff like this:

2. And this:

And this:

3. Because most men have no idea how to get from point A to point B:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

4. Or how to get dressed in the morning:

Or how to get dressed in the morning:

5. Because 8 out of 10 men have no idea how escalators work:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

Make that 9 out of 10:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

6. Or how pools work:

Or how pools work:

7. Because men can’t even beat inanimate objects in a fight:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

8. And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:

And they certainly cannot be trusted to wake up in the morning:

9. Because they easily fall for tricks and traps:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

10. And, contrary to nobody’s belief, do not have magical powers:

And, contrary to nobody's belief, do not have magical powers:

11. Because it’s wildly recognized that most of their test scores look something like this:

Because it's wildly recognized that most of their test scores look something like this:

12. And most of their scientific experiments looks like this:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men

13. Because they often don’t even realize they’re doing something that might be dangerous:

Because they often don't even realize they're doing something that might be dangerous:

14. Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:

Or when something dangerous is right in front of them:

15. Because they can’t be trusted, even in trust falls:

25 Completely Scientific Reasons Why Women Live Longer Than Men
 
To see the rest, because we all know there are more reasons, check them out on BuzzFeed!