Wife’s Dying Wish Is To Have Va-Jay-Jay Replica Engraved On Her Headstone

by Buzz Rock Girl Ashley via thefrisky.com

Milena Marinkovic of Serbia had a very specific dying wish: to make sure her husband didn’t look at any other women, even when she was dead.

Before her passing, Milena left detailed instructions for her husband Milan on how to carry out her final wishes. Specifically, she wanted her husband to hire a sculptor to create an exact replica of her va-jay-jay on her headstone from photographs she’d taken.

“I don’t want you chasing other women. This way you will always remember me,” she said in her letter.

Her widower Milan was more than happy to oblige. His issue? Finding an artist willing to put a dead woman’s va-jay-jay on a headstone.

“The problem wasn’t finding the money but finding an artist who would do it. Most of them said it was blasphemy. Now it’s finished I love it and it’s a really good likeness. And this way, a part of her will always be with me,” said the 72-year-old widower.

I want to say AWWWW, but sorry, it’s weird. Good for Milan for going along with it, but it’s like, My vagina is watching you from the other side. It will know if you stray. Come visit it when your penis is feeling lonely.

via thefrisky.com