You Found What Where? Trace Amounts of Drugs and Something Communicable

BsQueeGee l Tuesday, November 18, 2013

 

So, two Belgian professors with nothing better to do, decided to submit the 10 most borrowed books at the Antwerp library  to bacterology and toxicology test. They found traces of Cocaine on all 10 books, but, on the best selling book, dubbed as mommy porn, "50 Shades of Grey," they found traces of...The Herpes Virus. 

"In order to prevent a public panic, professors assured readers that the concentrations of the herpes virus were minimal and that the virus could not be contracted simply by touching the book.

They also suggested that books are for reading."  

Before you freak out and think that you can contract the Herpes Virus from a book, it can only live outside the human body for a couple of hours, which I'm sure after you just googled you found that out. mmK? I guess 50 shades just got a little ditier.

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