I remember when The Onion came out. We hadn’t seen anything like it. It looked like a real newspaper,but it was all a parody of a real newspaper…aka fake news. An article published by The Onion recently ruffled cyclist feathers saying that “90% of bicycle accidents could be preventable by buying a car like a normal person.” If you are a bike rider you’ve heard the phrase “its not if you get hit,but when.” My accident happened when I lived in LA. There was my first problem, riding a bike in a city like LA with all their terrible drivers! Just imagine riding a bike in Nashville, then multiply it. Short story long, I get it. Cycling can be dangerous, but there shouldn’t be anything off limits when it comes to jokes. If you don’t like it, don’t laugh. Simple. If you’d still like to read the original article after all this rambling, the link is below. I suggest it, its funny!
The Onion is real fake news.
By Eric Steele
Nov 19, 2017 | 5:24 PM
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