Gentlemen…These Clear Plastic Shorts Now Exist

Photos from Maverick Swim

Continuing the trend of obxonious clothing that make people go “…but why?” There have been Butt Rip Jeans, there have been Pre-Dirtied Jeans, there have been Denim Panties… I’m sure there have been a ton more, but those are the only ones I’ve found that we’ve posted about. To add to that list… Plastic shorts. They exist, and they’re available for sale.

Men (Or women, go for it)… do what you want, but please do not go commando in these.

These “plastic shorts” for sale, titled Transparent Waterproof Beach Shorts, are basically a raincoat for your bottom half.

The company’s website says,

The next generation of transparent beach shorts is here! Berlin waterproof transparent shorts lime are completely see-through and leave it totally up to you if you wanna wear a colorful statement speedo underneath or just go bare for fun! The polyester shorts come with neon lining that makes you pop out of the crowds! Exclusive limited edition – get yours now!
*the briefs inside are not included – but get the bundle offer to match!

Interested? See them on the company’s website HERE.

These freaking shorts: $26.99

Cling wrap: $3.99

You decide.