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If you didn’t hear I got rear-ended recently. It’s fine, I didn’t make a big deal about it or anything (except for the part where I made fun of the guy on-air… a lot).
You see the problem is that the guy gave me no explanation. All that he said was “sorry, man.”
I know what you’re thinking… “he probably just got distracted.” I thought that too, but as I came to from the shock of the accident and slowly pulled over on the side of the road, I felt a little shaking in my tummy and BOOM, I farted.
Now listen, enlightenment can be a dangerous game and rarely does it come by way of flatulence however, it was in that exact moment that I knew… this must be aliens. They were conducting an experiment to test the effects of Earth’s atmosphere on intergalactic driving skills.
They must have miscalculated the density of human flatulence capabilities which in turn (what the other driver didn’t do) caused an invisible force field that shot the other drivers car into me at warp speed.
That’s the only logical explanation here, isn’t it? I know I’m right, I’m just not sure how. But stranger things have happened before…
Also, this is weird:
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