Remember that stupid, catchy song “What Does the Fox Say?”
Apparently this lawyer heard that a fox says “drive to WalMart to get more bows to shoot somewhat in my direction to stop me, dumbo” because he took every measure to stop this fox from attacking him and his dog…except stopping the fox from attacking him and his dog. The rabid fox turned on Michael Martin when he tried to stop it from chasing his dog. He then tried to use a baseball bat, a few missed shots with a bow and arrow, drove to the local WalMart to get more bows and then ultimately ended up shooting it.
Yes, he had a gun the whole time.
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